TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS

  
  'Twas the night before elections
  
   And all through the town
  
   Tempers were flaring
  
   Emotions all up and down!
  
  
  
   I, in my bathrobe
  
   With a cat in my lap
  
   Had cut off the TV
  
   Tired of political crap.
  
  
  
   When all of a sudden
  
   There arose such a noise
  
   I peered out of my window
  
   Saw Obama and his boys
  
  
  
   They had come for my wallet
  
   They wanted my pay
  
   To give to the others
  
   Who had not worked a day!
  
  
  
   He snatched up my money
  
   And quick as a wink
  
   Jumped back on his bandwagon
  
   As I gagged from the stink
  
  
  
   He then rallied his henchmen
  
   Who were pulling his cart
  
   I could tell they were out
  
   To tear my country apart!
  
  
  
   ' On Fannie, on Freddie,
  
   On Biden and Ayers!
  
   On Acorn, On Pelosi'
  
   He screamed at the pairs!
  
  
  
   They took off for his cause
  
   And as he flew out of sight
  
   I heard him laugh at the nation
  
   Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
  
  
  
   So I leave you to think
  
   On this one final note-
  
   IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
  
   GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
  
  
   Amen