THE CENSUS FORM

I can't believe they sent my Census form back!
The Census Bureau didn't like  my snswer to, 'Do you have any dependents?
I answered... '12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, 140,000 people in the penal establishments in Florida, leftovers from Hurricane Katrina, half of Mexico, some of Congress, most of the Senate and a Sorry Preident!'
...Apparently this wasnt an acceptable answer.