Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
· All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
· The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
· This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about
racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
· This is so simple that it's brilliant.
· I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number 419"
followed by "clean up at booth number 6"
· All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
· The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
· This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about
racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
· This is so simple that it's brilliant.
· I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number 419"
followed by "clean up at booth number 6"
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